Racing Snails are faster than regular snails, but really not that fast. Of all the oxymoronic products, these soft vinyl and plastic, 2-7/8" long Racing Snails might be our favorite. These shelled speedsters are ready to make their way across any flat surface at a speed that is fast for a snail. When they’re done, they get together and do a gastropodcast about how the race went. Get one each of four different colors.

WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD. SMALL PARTS. NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN UNDER 3 YEARS.

You can also buy Racing Snails in bulk here.